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Would you rather possess the preternatural ability to instantaneously grok the semantic nuances of any utterance, regardless of its provenance or idiolect, but be compelled to only communicate via sesquipedalian circumlocutions? or Be granted the capacity to effortlessly decipher the most obscure palimpsests, yet find yourself inexorably pursued by a flamboyance of flamingos squawking exclusively in Pig Latin?
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Check it out!Would you rather have been present at the signing of the Magna Carta, able to witness the negotiations firsthand but forced to wear a full suit of plate armor for the entire duration or attend a private lecture by Hypatia of Alexandria on Neoplatonism, but only if you arrive by riding a donkey backward through the city?
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