🌠New Would You Rather Questions

Human to Animal

A curse based on popular fiction turns you into an animal

Be like the White Swan from Swan Lake or Be like Gregor Samsa from The Metamorphosis

✨Created 18 hours ago

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yummy

🎂Be forced to buy 100 norweigan heaven cakes every month OR ELSE or 👄Be forced to EAT 10 norwegian heaven cakes every month (they're really good)

✨Created 1 day ago

🦵🦿Knee Knocker

Knock your knes

🍪Live on a diet of cookie dough and tomato juice for the rest of your life or 🦿Your knees stop functioning at random times every day, so you just randomly collapse in front of everyone

✨Created 1 day ago

A nice one

Hard decision I know

Hug Ozzy Osbourne (and the lead up and afterwards isn't awkward at all, it's the most wholesome experience of your life) or Pet a newborn tabby kitty named Meowchelangelo

✨Created 1 day ago

🍅🍇Markets

Which market is better?

Own a giant supermarket that only sells polar bear livers or Own a costco that only sells expired items

✨Created 1 day ago

🧬Years of Life

This one is very deep

Spend 37 years in school or You only live to 50 years old

✨Created 1 day ago

Which food do you choose

Hardest food question

Spend all of your money on crab shells🦀 or Spend all of your money on expired pepper spray (it's useless)🌶️

✨Created 1 day ago

Idk if wyra counts as social media

A very difficult decision

Never be able to use wyra.io again or Never be able to use any social media, except for wyra.io, again

✨Created 2 days ago

Worst Foods to Exist🦠🦠

After being in a food processor, I guess you could call that "ultraprocessed" food.

🍬🤮Chew 5 gum or 🍔Drink a blended big mac

✨Created 2 days ago

🍩Curse of the sugar

Which one would you choose?

Spend all your money on Caprisuns (without sugar) or Every time you touch a donut, it turns into a bagel

✨Created 3 days ago

Hide and Seek

Credit to my mom

Play hide and seek in a cemetery full of tarantulas or In a cave full of bats

✨Created 3 days ago

Sewer or milk🥛

Gross would you rather

Jump into a 5 ft deep sewer🤮 or Drink a glass of moldy milk🦠

✨Created 3 days ago

Random stuff

Hahahaha

Would you rather possess the preternatural ability to instantaneously grok the semantic nuances of any utterance, regardless of its provenance or idiolect, but be compelled to only communicate via sesquipedalian circumlocutions? or Be granted the capacity to effortlessly decipher the most obscure palimpsests, yet find yourself inexorably pursued by a flamboyance of flamingos squawking exclusively in Pig Latin?

✨Created 3 days ago

Flawed Fly

A question by my mom

Be a fly stuck in a spider web or Be a fly stuck in a venus flytrap

✨Created 3 days ago

Would you rather stuff nerdy history

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Would you rather have been present at the signing of the Magna Carta, able to witness the negotiations firsthand but forced to wear a full suit of plate armor for the entire duration or attend a private lecture by Hypatia of Alexandria on Neoplatonism, but only if you arrive by riding a donkey backward through the city?

✨Created 3 days ago

Food

I’m hungry Hi hungry I’m also hungry

Would you rather eat exotic meats like kangaroo and alligator or Eat regular food but it tastes ever so much more saltier

✨Created 3 days ago

Tech trouble

hello this is mikosroft

Would you rather have a monitor that turns off when you have an important zoom call or Have a keyboard that won’t work for important documents , such as a resume

✨Created 3 days ago

Sports

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Would you rather have to play Chess boxing against prime Mike Tyson or Play basketball against LeBron James

✨Created 4 days ago

Sports

♟️🥊🏀

Would you rather have to play Chess boxing against prime Mike Tyson or Play basketball against LeBron James

✨Created 4 days ago

Unfortunate Positions

Both given the choice of joining the Axis or being overrun

Be the leader of Yugoslavia during WW2 or Be the leader of Thailand during WW2

✨Created 4 days ago